Haiku

The moon blushes red
Under taxing conditions
Early April morn

This ukulele
Doesn't tiptoe through tulips
Shimabukuro

Ebertfest mourns;
A Silver Linings Playbook
Must be consulted

Grey days are great days
To curl up with a hot mug:
Coffee? Or lover?

What is haiku?
Simply syllables counted?
Western delusion.

The Age of Twitter
Film criticism sound bytes
Journalism junk food.

When tweeting at will
Please don't litter on Twitter
Be a wit not twit.

"I Remember" love
Shall I remember to write
Notes of praise and thanks?

On Samoa Air
Heavy passengers beware
Pound by pound airfare

For the odd story
The Glory of Ed Gorey
Cats, creatures and creeps.

Heavyweight boxing
Can racial stereotypes
Here be boxed away?

Japanese dragon
Post dinner fire breathing
Kimchee ramen breath. 

Sex with Superman
Look up in the air it's a...
Mile high club meeting

Doodle for Mom's Day
Remember making pictures?
Pure love with crayons

I Dream of Jeannie
A genuine bottle blonde
Caused navel intrigue. 

Snow blindness haiku:
The color yellow
The casts of various hues
Threatens no blindness

Driving while black is
no Surprise in A-Z
Jesse Thornton states.

Delavan turtle
Death by golf club cracks hard shell
of indifference.

Security check
Your hidden prejudices
Color your judgment. 

"Steampunk stripes detract
from the tastiness of a snack,"
So say shark fashionistas
who prefer bare touristas.

Dog versus carpet
The unconditional love
Lost in furnishing. 

Brandon Harker lost
Two friends but searches for one:
A Lab named Oakley. 

Once upon a time
Women were told to ignore
Vile Internet threats.

When a woman is
Considered as a sex object
She's disposable.

Chowing on chowmein
Can drive Indians insane.
Rape myths are inane. 

Chowing on chowmein
Can make Indians insane;
Jitendar Chattar

Skirting the issue
The long and short argument
Just blames the victim